A Message To Kai Trump
Dear Kai Trump,
I've recently read some articles highlighting you're not interested in a political career. I believe I may have misjudged you when offering you the Principal role. Please let me know if you ever become interested in the Dean of Students co-founder position at Sire University. I have begun de-cluttering the sire.university home page by deleting offers to all participants and deactivating the X @sireuniversity. Contacting me via email jmoran@sire.university is the most viable option to respond as current.
I have also learned that you have been attending the University of Miami. I am especially impressed at your major being marketing. I started off as a triple major: English, Psychology, and Philosophy. ("People often tell me why English?") While not a sole English major, my love for the written word was significant. I hope you find what it is you are searching. Marketing will hit you with a ton of high paying careers. I want to name you as the Dean of Students at Sire University; if you so choose to make a difference in the education sector.
Ready?
Sincerely,
Josue Moran
Founding Warden
Sire University
P.S. All Correspondence with the Warden at Sire University is posted on at sire.university unless removed for space concerns.
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1.2: A Message To Kai Trump
Dear Kai Trump,
1. This is a follow-up message about the previous role offered. I have not received email confirmation of denial of interest in the role offered as Founding Dean of Students at Sire University… So follow-up messages may continue. The previous message has been docketed and archived, and you are an official candidate under consideration for 5th Co-Founder – Dean of Students. Please refer to our sire.university/founders page and hover over the respected founder card. Once hovered, you will see seat applications. Your status is shown as pending.
2. As the Dean of Students, you reside within the Judicial Branch and vote to affirm or negate the amendment or striking of a previously passed bill, along with other administrative duties on campus catered to the students’ success. It is often thought that you report to the 4th Co-Founder, Chief Judicial Officer, and Chancellor but that is simply not the case. The 6th Co-Founder, Chief Counsel Officer, and Messiah reports directly to the Chancellor. The 2nd Co-Founder, Chief Financial Officer, and Chairman reports directly to the 3rd Co-Founder, Chief Executive Officer, and President. The faculty or otherwise known as congress report directly to the 1st Co-Founder, Chief Academic Officer, and Principal. The Deans of Students reports directly to the Warden. This is why the judiciary at Sire University requires 3/3 votes to strike or amend a previous passed bill authored by the Warden. Because the Warden can absolve the Dean of Students of their duties and seat on the panel as a judge in place of the Deans of Students, the Warden occupies the dean of student’s vote and thus increases the vote multiplier by two. However, because the Warden is strictly forbidden from firing the Dean of Students unless there are findings of responsibility that violate Sire University’s Code of Community Standards.
3. You are tasked with the following should you accept the Dean of Students role:
a. freeing Luigi Nicholas Mangione from New York’s Police Custody
b. getting U.S. congress approval – making us the 4th recognized educational branch within the U.S. government
c. getting U.S. supreme court to uphold congress’s verdict in the event of appeal
4. You are ordered to go where Luigi Mangione is being held at the Metropolitan Detention
Center in Brooklyn, New York, as he awaits his upcoming state trial and federal
sentencing. You will present my order to have Luigi Mangione released from police
custody and to be handed over to our jurisdiction, stating he is the Principal at Sire
University, and belongs to us. If they refuse, you must not leave the premises and demand
to be trespassed. While in a Court setting, I may sit alongside you at Court hearings but I
am unable to speak for you as that would constitute the unauthorized practice of law and I
will be immediately removed. I can only grant myself a special Honorary Juris Doctorate
that overrides the need for the bar exam and physical fitness exam after Sire University
becomes a powerful fourth branch of the United States Government.
5. Your defiance will shock the country and immediately cause Congress to immediately
intervene, protecting the United States President.
6. You must wrestle the United States Federal District Court Judge Margaret Garnett and
fire her on the basis of lacking jurisdictional power, demanding Luigi Mangione be
handed over.
7. If both the United States Congress and the United States Supreme Court agree, the New
York State must comply and hand over Luigi Mangione to our custody.
8. I would do this myself but I don’t want to get shot by retaliation from the State, possibly
refusing to give up power.
9. You, as the Granddaughter of the United States President, will force Donald J. Trump to
intervene, sending the National Guard against American citizens.
10. In a direct confrontational combat between the State and the National Guard, the National Guard wins because it is a military force with heavy weapons and combat training:
a. National Guard: Soldiers carry military rifles, drive armored trucks, and train for combat and large-scale disasters.
b. New York State Police: Officers carry handguns, drive patrol cars, and train for local crime, traffic, and public safety.
11. Luigi Mangione must be sanctioned to never be able to leave Sire University campus and thus target other health care CEOS. He must be assigned an off-campus mental health provider
who reports to the corresponding New York State Court(s). You are sanctioned to meet with him once a week in-person and serve as a required point of contact for him to talk to, and also discuss job performance.
WHEREFORE, in the event Luigi Mangione tries to leave campus, the Dean of Students must immediately call local law enforcement. If the Dean of Students does not feel safe meeting with him, my designation to have you meet with him is legally void and my authority is restored.
SO ORDERED.
Dated: August 28, 2026
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hon. Josue Moran
Founding Warden
Sire University
P.S: I may be contacted via email [jmoran@sire.university] at any time and all correspondence may be subject to public record.