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Dear President Donald J. Trump:
1. I volunteer myself to take over Cuba and transform its economy to make it great again. As someone who was born on Cuban land and have been raised here in the U.S. states since the age of 2, I have the unique level of understanding required to maintain relations between both countries. I won’t need spanish translators as my mother and sister, and other members of my immediate family will suffice.
2. I will use Sire University to cement policies that change Cuba’s universal language to that of English. We will build Sire University’s campus on Cuban soil. Sire University is expected to have a bunker system several layers deep capable of feeding and housing 10 million. The campus will have a cube like structure on top with high security and will be powered through solar panels. For security and population concerns, the Cuban people will not have access to the educational institution but will transport humanitarian aid (e.g., food, purified water, etc) through use of drones where necessary and applicable on all parts of the island. The megacube will be engineered to withstand category 5 hurricanes and military rocket strikes.
3. While I will reign as King of Cuba, I won’t be the ruler. While I have volunteered considering my experience as the Messiah at Sire University, I won’t accept the position unless you help me fill members of my cabinet. Previously, I have offered the President position at Sire University to Barron Trump. He will need to accept it in order for me to “volunteer” as tribute and offer my college. I will also give him the title of President of Cuba.
4. Additionally, it is it also expected that Kai Trump accept the Chief Information Officer and Dean of Students role previously offered. It’s expected that you grant a Presidential pardon to Luigi Mangione as he will be appointed the Principal at Sire University. The Dean of Students will be ordered to release Tyler Robinson and fire the federal Judge on the basis of lacking jurisdictional power, demanding he be handed over to us as he will be appointed as the Warden at Sire University.
WHEREFORE, in either case, I would still want 3-6 months of paid training that would be classified as a ‘beautification period’ where I would also simultaneously undergo treatment to correct my smile.
SO ORDERED.
Dated: September 23, 2026
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
HM. Josue Moran Founding Messiah Sire University