Josue Moran Doubles Down on Karoline Leavitt’s Press Secretary Role by Introducing the Secretary Ward of Coverage

Dear President Donald J. Trump:
1.I have not heard back from you or your administration about my interest in succeeding
Karoline Leavitt’s Press Secretary role as the Warden of the Press.
2.I have since deleted the post.
3.I understand the administration might still be in denial that the great Karoline is gone and
as such the search to fulfill this role has been reasonably delayed. I saw JD Vance give a press
conference after Karoline’s departure and he said “who is an amazing person, an amazing mom,
was an amazing colleague here at the White House and was not just a person who stood up here
and answered your questions and I think so did admirably, but was also just an amazing part of
the very cohesive team that we had working here in the West wing.” If that is the case, I may
entertain future discussion of accepting the position if any will be.
4.I understand being the “Warden” of the Press extends an additional sort of administrative
authority that may be perceived as unusual for the Press Secretary position. I am willing to let go
of this title and adopt the “United States Secretary Ward of Coverage” (e.g., lesser title or more
aligned) in exchange for full immunity from being fired for anything I say.
WHEREFORE, in either case, I would still want 3-6 months of paid training that would be
classified as a ‘beautification period’ where I would also simultaneously undergo orthodontic
treatment to correct my smile.
SO ORDERED.
Dated: September 16, 2026
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hon. Josue Moran
Founding Warden
Sire University
P.S: I may be contacted via email [jmoran@sire.university] at any time and all correspondence
may be subject to public record.

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