Messiah Moran wants to see someone get this "Press Secretary" role right after former Press Secretary Katie Zachariah. He has since removed/reduced requirements.
Lowering Press Secretary Requirements Inexchange for Barron Trump
Dear President Trump,
I am aware of former Press Secretary Katie Zacharia transitioning out of the role. Analysis of her performance has been documented but won’t be recounted here. It’s sad to see her go. We both were rooting for her.
I am writing to let you know of my continued interest in helping you fill the Press Secretary position. In prior correspondences, I have only entertained the idea of me taking on this job with specific title changes (e.g. Secretary Ward of Coverage, Warden of the Press, Messiah of the Press) and other benefits. I am removing the 3 month beautification period requirement of treatment to correct my smile. I’ll be ready to give a press conference within 1 to 2 weeks of assuming the role. However, I will still undergo treatment, but it will just be public and the people will get to see me transform… Not only the physical manifestation of my smile but lead others to do the same and thus compete in our capitalist society.
The catch: Barron Trump must agree to meet with me once a week… I will want a $10,000 relocation bonus sent to my venmo account @sireuniversity. I will also want to live in the White House – whether that be in my office, which I’d be happy to stay in and sleep is up to you. All travel from this point forward must be accommodated accordingly.
SO ORDERED.
Dated: October 27, 2026
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Josue Moran
Founding Messiah
jmoran@sire.university